Happy Friday! I’m at training today so I thought I’d share a few funnies that have made me laugh out loud recently… Because sitting in six hours of training for state standardized testing feels more like 600 hours.
Elementary math, you make no sense – sure, let’s teach them fractions before multiplication?!?!
If we get Baby Szed a BMW at birth, what will she expect on her 16th birthday?
“What is this contraption? What is that annoying sound? Get me outta here!”
My brother sent me some Halloween costume ideas – I love the troll and wrecking ball.
This defines the third trimester of pregnancy perfectly.
“Oh, you’re out of toilet paper? Your loss, my gain!”
As Ryan said, there needs to be a volume 2 for understanding pregnant women.
Darn you pumpkin creepers.
No, it’s not a mistake, he confirmed it. Only dads can be in charge of the house, sorry moms.
Spoiler alert! I better start getting ready…
Girlfriends provide great support when you’re feeling down.
Watch out Jim Carrey, your job is in jeopardy!
It’s only the first quarter, we’ll learn the other two syllables by June.
The phrase “Eating an apple a day keeps the doctor away.” really screwed me, literally.
Question: What’s the silliest thing you’ve seen recently?
Question: Have you picked out your Halloween costume?